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by christella 08 Apr 2016, 16:12
Bloke at a horse race whispers to Paddy next to him, "Do you want the winner of the next race?"
Paddy replies "No tanks, I've only got a small garden."




Paddy and Mick found 3 hand grenades and decided to take them to the police station.
Mick, "What if one explodes before we get there?"
Paddy, “We'll lie and say we only found two!”

A coach load of Paddies on a mystery tour decided to run a sweepstake to guess where they were going. The driver won £52!





Paddy's racing snail is not winning races anymore. So he decided to take its shell off to reduce its weight and make him more aerodynamic. It didn’t work; if anything it made him more sluggish.

Paddy finds a sandwich with two wires sticking out of it. He phones the police and says, "Bejesas, I've just found a sandwich dat looks like a bomb.
The operator asks, "Is it tickin? Paddy says, "No I tink it's turkey."







Joe says to Paddy, "Close your curtains the next time you're making love to your wife. The whole street was watching yesterday, and laughing at you.”

Paddy says, "Well the joke's on them, stupid, because I wasn't even at home yesterday."





Paddy says to Mick, “I'm ready for a holiday, only this year I'm going to do it a bit different.

3 years ago I went to Spain and Mary got pregnant. 2 years ago I went to Italy and Mary got pregnant. Last year I went to Majorca and Mary got pregnant. Mick asks, “So what are you going to do this year?” Paddy replies, “I'll take her with me!”

Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on a Friday this year.” Mick says, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."

Paddy's in the bathroom and Murphy shouts to him. "Did you find the shampoo?"

Paddy says, "Yes, but it's for dry hair and I've just wet mine."

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bowling is like sex you dont have to be any good at it but you really enjoy it
by scottie 08 Apr 2016, 17:06
:lol:
by Lyn 09 Apr 2016, 10:36
Nice ones Chris. :D :D :D

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With age comes skills, it's called multi-tasking. I can laugh, cough, sneeze and pee all at the same time.
by Tommo 09 Apr 2016, 14:44
Loved them Chris and more Paddy Power to you :lol: :lol:
by christella 09 Apr 2016, 15:45
I see u come from Belfast
Hope u not offended
Only a joke

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bowling is like sex you dont have to be any good at it but you really enjoy it

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