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by christella 29 Jun 2016, 15:44
Murphy says to Paddy, "What ya talkin’ into an envelope for?" "I'm sending a voicemail ya fool!"

Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador. "Blow that" says Mick, have you seen how many of their owners go blind?"

19 Paddies go to the cinema, the ticket lady asks "Why so many of you?" Mick replies, "The film said 18 or over."

My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were $70!! Blow this, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.

I was at an ATM yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could check her balance, so I pushed her over.

I start a new job in Seoul next week. I thought it was a good Korea move.

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Happy.

My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.

I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said "You're obviously not listening."

Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London. Police think it might be the start of Ram-a-dam.

Bought some 'rocket salad' yesterday but it went off before I could eat it!

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bowling is like sex you dont have to be any good at it but you really enjoy it
by christella 30 Jun 2016, 18:54
I wondered where this post went

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bowling is like sex you dont have to be any good at it but you really enjoy it

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