For non Turkey related matters that do not fit elsewhere
by oldfogy 01 Dec 2016, 22:51
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed,
Observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off
He asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.
'I'd like to be twelve again', she replied,
Still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops,
And then took her to Alton Towers theme park.
What a day!

He put her on every ride in the park;
The Death Slide, the Corkscrew,
The Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there Was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a Mc Donald's
Where he ordered her a Happy Meal
With extra fries and a chocolate shake..

Then it was off to the cinema with popcorn,
A huge Cola, and her favourite sweets......M&M's..
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband
And collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile
And lovingly asked,

'Well Dear, what was it like being twelve again?'
Her eyes slowly opened
And her expression suddenly changed.

'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it f*ckin Wrong.
SEND THIS TO ALL THE WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH,
AND THE MEN TO
by Sharon Knight 02 Dec 2016, 09:55
Thanks for that and I'm crying with laughter, a great joke to bring a smile to your face on this bloody cold turkish day,
Sharon :D
by christella 05 Dec 2016, 17:28
Just cos you got banned from TLF no need to nick there jokes

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bowling is like sex you dont have to be any good at it but you really enjoy it
by oldfogy 05 Dec 2016, 17:47
christella wrote:Just cos you got banned from TLF no need to nick there jokes

I didn't I got it from FB
by christella 05 Dec 2016, 20:00
So you say

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bowling is like sex you dont have to be any good at it but you really enjoy it
by oldfogy 05 Dec 2016, 20:51
It makes no difference where I got it from, but most of all I do not have to lie about something as trivial as where it came frombut if it brings a smile to anyone then that's all that matters.

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